STANDARD SEX: Watford’s mediocre bedroom antics outed

Watford may be a fairly wild town, but clearly not in all areas – their sex is fairly mainstream.

According to a new study from adult retailer, Lovehoney, Watford is only the 674^th ‘sexiest city’ in the UK.

According to the unique study, Watford’s kinky streak is nowhere near the levels of the likes of Dagenham, Southsea and Waltham Cross, who ranked in the top three in respective order.

If you’re a tad prude, you may want to check out some of our other stories; we’re about to reveal how Watford ranked with different sex toys and bedroom items.

Compared to other cities in the UK, Watford ranked 679^th for most vibrators bought, 654 for bondage, 678^th for strap-ons, 669^th for butt plugs and 638th for roleplay and 677^th for anal toys. And, in case you fancied knowing, the average length of a dildo bought is seven inches.

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Watford’s favourite flavour of lube it mint – you may have expected it to be vanilla.